Doctrines !!!

I finished exams 2 days ago
and wanted to write something to Revenge of What happened to me During the Last Month
So I wrote this Note
as I am studying in this college for 2 years and Half So I Could Get an approximately Idea about The professors head in making our Exams

1.The Zero Doctrine:
The Basic Concept that The Student don't Get more than Zero Mark

2. The Ego Doctrine:
The Doctrine that The Prof. Try To Prove that he Understand more than you and he Can make questions Non Can Solve it Neither Your family
(Sometimes Neither the Professor Him self)

3. The Educational Doctrine:
The Doctrine that the Prof. Try To ask you in Everything He Forget to Mention it or Explain it during the Lectures and the Class Then he make it Exam Questions to Make the Student learn it (But it's too late)

4. The hesitate Doctrine:
it happen When the Prof. Make Exams That Make You Feel that this Exam's question is Actually for
another Subject's Questions and it's here By wrong No More

5. The Sportive Doctrine:
it makes the Students Run By the max Speed To solve Most of the Available Questions (TREN TREN
.. Exam is over) and you Even didn't Reach the Half of the Question

6. The Amazed Doctrine:
it makes the Student amazed about the Prof. and How Much he is Knowledgeable Prof. as he knows all this Information that We Don't Know about

7. The Revelation Doctrine:
The Prof Explain the Subject or the Basics of the subject and You think This subject is wow I am Gonna get High Mark in the Exam and in the Exam "ops" where's the thing That the Prof. Was Explain in the Lecture ((You will Find out that you were Sleeping in a honey Plate then Waked up in a bad Nightmare))


The 8th, 9th and 10th Doctrine has Been Removed as there are some Professors have Accounts on Facebook
and I am Still in this college For a time So i Wanted To stay there in Peace


11. The Evaluate Doctrine:
well it's Measure the Student understanding According to what they Study for the Whole year and how Much they Concentrate in the Lectures But unfortunately it's Imaginary Doctrine and if it's Exist somewhere it's Not Available (or forbidden) in the Boarders of our College)